Tagged By Tummy

Random things about me:

1. I am a terrible speller.

2. I have had the worst spring ever. Just a lot of things combined to make it positively horrid. I'm hoping for a better summer, but it doesn't look promising. Some days there just aren't enough drugs to make things look better.

3. I hate blue eyeshadow. I try to wear it--navy, not baby--and it always looks like hell. Boo hiss on blue.

4. I just bought two new lispsticks--that long wear Cover Girl stuff-- and two new tubes of mascara--one regular Lash Blast and another waterproof Lash Something or Other. These are the only Cover Girl products I would ever buy. I have bad memories of everything CG smelling like Noxema, so I have an aversion. I wear a lot of L'Oreal and Milani lately with just a touch of Tarte.

5. I have a callous on the bottom of my foot that is driving me infuckingsane. How do I get rid of this? I've never had one before. I'm guessing it's from wearing high heels so much.

6. I have recently discovered how to email from my cell phone. How did I not know this was possible? I love it.

Am not tagging anyone yet---will go back and do that in a bit.

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Moving On From The Serious

We need lists! Lists are fun!! Random Meme list--copy and paste on your blog post haste:


1. Are you a righty or a lefty?

2. What is your official job title.

3. You can only watch one show---there are limitless episodes. What do you pick?

4. What color eyeshadow do you wear most often?

5. Describe your current favorite outfit.

6. What color is your kitchen?

7. Who was your first kiss and what was the situation?

8. Who is the smartest person you know online?

9. Why do you not have a myspace if you don't have one? When are you going to get one? If you DO have one--how long have you had it?

10. Who is the most annoying famous person?


My answers are going to be in comments so that you can copy and paste more easily.

Oh, and one more thing. Would you be interested in joining a snarky blog with me? One for quick rants and snarky things--not OT related, just life in general. If so, email me at kimmmah at gmail. I expect email, folks.

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A Meme from Survey's Blog

I was digging around in her archives and thought I'd pull this out and share it with whomever would like to respond. RIP Survey, hon.

I AM: struggling with career issues and trying to figure out what I want to do with the rest of my professional life.

I WANT: to go to New York City soon.

I WISH: my head would stop hurting.

I HATE: dealing with laundry!

I MISS: some very dear friends from past phases of my life.

I FEAR: water at night.

I HEAR: way more than my students want me to--they say I have bionic hearing.

I WONDER: if I will ever be able to wear this skirt from Banana Republic that a friend sent me (it's a size FOUR? I think it's unlikely).

I REGRET: being indecisive at key points in my life.

I AM NOT: an organized person.

I DANCE: when alcohol and loud music are involved.

I SING: a lot and loudly.

I CRY: at graduation.

I AM NOT ALWAYS: frugal.

I MAKE WITH MY HANDS: lots and lots of messes.

I WRITE: because it is second nature to me.

I CONFUSE: lots and lots of ninth graders.

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listes

things i enjoy:
  1. bananas
  2. whole wheat baguettey french bread from kroger
  3. max factor volume couture mascara in soft black or auburn
  4. cheese
  5. flip flops
  6. laminating
  7. sharp scissors
  8. cheap bottled water from aldi
  9. maroon 5
  10. muscle sculpting classes at the Y
  11. digital cameras
  12. pedicures
  13. cinnamon graham crackers
  14. short hair
  15. hot tubs
  16. boats
  17. banana boat sunscreen spray
  18. ipod
  19. dvr'd top chef and the closer
  20. a well written sentence
  21. london and new york
  22. hair straightening products and utensils
  23. myspace surveys
  24. stila tinted moisturizer
  25. cold zin
  26. lavendar and maroon
  27. blogs
  28. freshmen
  29. wedge sandals
  30. grilled chicken

things i hate:

  1. sweating in the car
  2. leg cramps
  3. yaz birth control pills
  4. protein shakes
  5. squash
  6. putting away laundry
  7. torturous undies
  8. shaving my legs
  9. 'pro' wrestling
  10. senior girls with attitude
  11. smelly middle schoolers
  12. frigging legos
  13. step aerobics
  14. bad local commercials
  15. morons on message boards
  16. spammers on myspace
  17. balancing my checking accounts
  18. being late
  19. being so far away from friends
  20. dog hair
  21. spider veins
  22. hangnails
  23. woody allen movies
  24. road contruction
  25. drunken neighbors
  26. cartoons
  27. arm fat
  28. run on sentences
  29. holy rollers
  30. getting old


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i think i need a FAQ

my friend mamakohl has one and, well, if she can, then i can. so now i just need some questions. you can ask them in the comments or you can email me at kim at kimmah.net. and don't go asking me dumb questions--i have to try to look all smart and pithy and witty.

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one word survey for you, so do it!

goofy one from myspace, but it's all about me, so that's always good, right? if you read it, you must answer it--either in comments or on your blog. even if you've already done it, dammit. play along, play along.

1. Where is your cell phone?
car

2. You're single/taken?
taken

3. Your hair?
short

4. Your mother?
smoker

5. Your father?
geologist

6. Your favorite thing?
cheese

7. Your dream last night?
forgotten

8. Your favorite drink?
zin

9. Your dream car?
free

10. The room you're in?
sunroom

11. Your ex?
navy

12. Your fear?
water

13. Where were you last night?
online

14. what you're not?
domestic

15. Muffins?
nah

16. One of your wish list items?
vehicle

17. The last thing you did?
ate

18.What are you wearing?
stripes

19. Your pet or pets?
emma

20. Your computer?
laptop

21. Your life?
improving

22. Your mood?
exhausted

23. Missing some one?
yes

24. Your car?
junky

25. Your work?
hellish

26.Like someone?
married

27. Your favorite color?
navy

28. When is the last time you laughed real hard?
sarah's

29. Crush's first name?
rob

30. Dream job?
writer

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I've Been Tagged--EIGHT RANDOM THINGS ABOUT ME

from
jen


1. I've got the paperwork filled out to join the DAR should I ever choose to. Could also be in the Mayflower Society. Maybe when I'm older and have time to go to the meetings?

2. I've performed marriage ceremonies...three, I think. Can't remember exactly. I did them when I was a county commissioner, which is legal here in Tennessee.

3. I have bitten my fingernails as long as I can remember.

4. I cannot whistle. At all.

5. I've not had a carbonated beverage of any kind since September 2006. Don't plan on having one, either.

6. I think lima beans are the best beans. Could eat them every day.

7. The only "real" relationships that I had while I was in college were with guys that I knew from high school.

8. My best friend's husband is a defensive cooridinator/coach/something in the Canadin Football League.

I'm now tagging Puffy, Momma, and Tonya.

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Inspired By Buggy

Dear Buggy has finally surfaced online just as I was about to start worrying about her again. She had a good idea, so here goes:

Things You* Don't Know About Me:

*you meaning most of you--I can't really keep everything straight from all my circles of friends and such

1. I have lost a ton of weight over the past several months. I have more to go...not much, but enough that I am obsessive about it.
2. Because of the fat thing, I haven't worn my wedding rings in years. Am wearing my solitare as I type right now. It's still a wee bit tight, but it is on, which is more than it would have done this time last year.
3. I can wiggle my ears.
4. My first "serious" (interpret that as you may) boyfriend was two years younger than me. I was 16 at the time. That means he was only a wee bit older than my oldest child is now. I am horrified at the idea of him dating someone so much older.
5. I could easily go the rest of my life without exercising and not feel the slightest bit guilty, but I'd get fat again, so no go.
6. I can eat the same thing for every meal for days on end.
7. I hate to cook.
8. I cannot spell worth a damn.
9. I am terrible about keeping in touch with old friends. Simply terrible.
10. I miss the old goofy threads from OT with Buggy, pooh, Dweeze, Fester, landrua, sami, misto and Co. I'm old. Old. Old. Old.

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Stolen from Arkie

a random list-what do the following words make me think of:

Nude :: lipstick
Support :: underwire
Rachel:: nothing whatsoever
Crane :: Frasier
Candy bar :: Chocolate
Material :: Girl
Mind games :: Shall We Play A Game?
Eviction :: Money
Produce :: Market
Joke :: GWB

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Random Nonscientifc Internet Quiz, Etc.

Courtesy of Sasha:

What kind of extremist are you?
Your Result: Rational Person

You consider these questions obvious straw men, designed to distract people from a meaningful investigation of facts and a serious discussion of relevant political issues. How boring.

Left-Wing Extremist
Moderate Extremist
Right-Wing Extremist
What kind of extremist are you?
Make a Quiz


Yeah, I don't even really know what this means--I think I need sleep. Speaking of things I don't really grasp, I will confess here and now that I had absolutely no frigging clue that guiddity was a word. Furthermore, I would have thought that it was one of those fake, made-up, Harry Potteresque kind of words. Who knew? The most insipidly easy Word of the Day generator actually taught me something. I guess that speaks volumes about me, doesn't it?

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One of THOSE Things

I've not memed in awhile, so I'm entitled to wallow in self indulgence for a bit, yes? Thanks to sarah for this one:

10 Favorites
Color: blue
Food: grilled chicken
Month: Ocotber
Song: Smooth-Rob Thomas, Santana
Film: For the moment it's About A Boy
Sport: Fantasy Football
Season: Fall
Day of the week: Sunday
Flavor ice cream: Butter Pecan
Time of day: 9 pm...it's quiet

9 Currents
Mood: Bored
Taste: Eclectic
Clothes: pink-striped, flannel jammie pants and a blue pullover
Desktop: kids
Toenail color: natural...I'm holding out for sandal season
Time: 8:10 PM CST
Surroundings: lying on my bed with the laptop (seriously, it would be hard to do so with a desktop) and no tv or anything else n
Thoughts: I'm really uncomfortable sitting like this
Company: Me, myself and I

8 Firsts
Best friend: Mary Lynn
Kiss: Rex E. at a bday party in 7th grade during spin-the-bottle; His brother, Scott, was the first boy I kissed for "real".
Lover: Chris. A very, very long time ago.
Screen name: fivesmom
Pet: a puppy named Socks that ran away/got killed.
Piercing: Ears - 4th grade
Crush: Donnie Osmond
Cd: Hootie and the Blowfish, maybe?

7 Lasts
Cigarette: sometime in college when I was rip-roaring drunk, I'm sure
Drink: wine was during Christmas; sugar-free generic grape Kool-Aid thingy was about 10 minutes ago
Car Ride: about an hour ago to Walgreens and Blockbuster
Kiss: from Sam before he went to bed
Film seen: Dreamgirls
Phone call: from W.
CD Played: a mix of stuff that I sing to in the car...specifically Kerosene by Miranda Lambert
6 Have You Ever’s
Dated one of your best girl/guy friends? Patrick in college--huge mistake in one way because I ended up screwing that up big time on many accounts, but I suppose it led me to where I am now
Broken the law? Yes
Been arrested? Nope
Skinny Dipped? No
Been on TV? Yes
Kissed someone you didn’t know? I knew first name--does that count?

5 Things
Thing you are wearing: shirt, sports bra, jammie pants, panties and socks
Thing you’ve done today: supervised Saturday Schoolers, graded Beowulf tests, looked for Mardi Gras-themed party supplies for a dance, cooked dinner, chatted with Buggy on Yahoo.
Thing you can hear right now: the central unit, the water in the boys' bathroom, the keys on the laptop, my stomach growling, the fan on the laptop
Thing you can’t live without: family, telly, internet, eyeliner, water, toilet paper
Thing you do when you’re bored: sleep, read, surf, watch tv, eat

4 Places you’ve been today
1. School
2. Blockbuster
3. Walgreens
4. Mailbox
5. Van

3 People you can tell anything to (honestly, there are a few others, too, but they don't fit here)
1. W
2. Buggy
3. BYB

2 choices
Black or white? Black
Hot or cold? Cold

ONE WORD ONLY

This Moment: quiet
Your Shoes: off
Craving: chicken
The State of Your Home: chaotic
Annoyed By: my ass
Noise In the Background: traffic
Really Want To: shower
Thinking About: answers
Smelling: nothing
Favorite Product In Office Supply Aisle: Sharpies
Don't Ever Want To: wrinkle
Your Eye Color: blue
The Weather: frustrating
Have Never Tried: sushi
Think Everyone Should Try: carsex
Last Vacation Destination: Florida
The Last Thing You Had to Drink: water
Your Bad Habit: bitchiness
What You're Going To Do Now: snack

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